Liver water and kibble granola

Tomorrow Jake the Jerk-Faced Dog is going to the…um…health spa.  Yes, the health spa.  While he is there many people will fawn over him, touching him all over– yes, even there— and give him…um…treatments so that he will be healthy and live a long and robust little jerk-faced dog life.

At least that’s the story I’m telling him now.