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‘Cause I’m just classy like that

August 16, 2011
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Today I am presenting you with an original collection of haiku about things that bug me, because I believe that if you’re gonna complain, complain with class.

Landmine

Stinky brown dog turd
Hiding in my lawn grasses
That was not my dog.

 

Ten Items Or Less

I wish you’d read signs
Express Lane violation
Your cart is cram-packed.

 

NEEeeeeEEEEeeeEEeeeEEEEE

Whiny mosquito
Get away from me right now
Blood-sucking menace.

 

Sty Reflections

Gravity challenged
Pick that shirt up off the floor
Must you live like swine?

 

Noise Generator

Though you talk and talk
You do not say anything
Silence is golden.

 

 

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. August 16, 2011 10:55 pm

    This literary form
    has escaped my grasp
    years without number.

  2. hopetuttle permalink
    August 26, 2011 5:43 pm

    Perfect. So so perfect.

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