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March 20, 2012

Here is an abbreviated list of things I did not say out loud today:

It smells weird in here.

Thank you for finding something negative to say to counter every positive word I speak.

Nice pants, bub.

Could you possibly drive a little slower?

The real reason that bra doesn’t fit is that you INSIST you wear a B cup but you really need an A.

It looks like a drunk monkey stocked this drawer.

I have no idea who you are.  (while cheerfully returning an enthusiastic greeting in Walmart)

Why are you acting as if you’re daring me to be nice to you?

They’re just panties, for crying out loud.  This isn’t rocket science.  Just pick some!

Who actually uses all this weird crap?

What is wrong with that cat?

I know you’re not going to like this, but since it takes two to argue, I”m not going to be talking to you much.  Haha!  Stole your fuel!

I’d love to whack that branch off that live oak at the side of the house.

 

 

 

 

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. March 20, 2012 11:26 pm

    Hahaha! I love you. There were some things that I shouldn’t have said today … but I did. Maybe I’ll do better tomorrow.

  2. March 21, 2012 3:07 am

    Now you’re making me wonder what you were doing on Monday … at least some of the time.

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