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Parenting in the 2010s

August 16, 2012

Facebook message chat with the Sparkette:

Sparkette:  MOM. I HAVE TEENAGER PROBLEMS. I HAVE, LIKE, NO FRIENDS IN ANY OF MY CLASSES. I haven’t been dramatic enough.

Me:  OH NO!!! YOU WILL PROBABLY BE ALONE FOREVER UNTIL YOU DIE!   WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE WITHIN DAYS!

Sparkette:  SEE? YOU UNDERSTAND ME.

Me:  I am sure they separated you out because you are too cool for all those REGULAR people.

Sparkette:  You know, that makes sense. No wonder they did that. Gosh mom, you’re perfect.

Me:  I can’t help it.

Sparkette:  Obviously so.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Shannon permalink
    August 17, 2012 9:05 am

    Love! Hahaha… this is awesome.

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