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September 5, 2013

Things I have learned today:

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-Our shower drain top lifts right off and two Matchbox cars can fit down the pipe.  But not Pokey.

-The Lolly-headed dog will eat bits of a broken cereal bowl, just because it’s on the floor.  The amount of time between the bowl hitting the floor and ceramic bits in the mouth is approximately .04 seconds.

-A water fountain is cheap entertainment for a two year old.  When they are your kids, you don’t want them to get wet.  When they are your grandkids, you really don’t care a hoot.  Wet dries.

-Toddler flatware made of recycled milk jugs might look stiff, but trust me, it is nice and bendy.

-Pet water bowl=splash tub to an 8 month old.

-Not all baby gates operate the same way, but five will get you ten the toddler knows how to work them all.

 

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  1. September 6, 2013 2:20 am

    Hilarious. Can’t wait to hear what you learn next. Really did laugh aloud on the first one.

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