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Attitude check

October 7, 2013

10 Things To Remind You That It Could Always Be Worse:

-Your knees could bend the other way.  They don’t make chairs for people like that.

-You could break a jar of honey on your floor the same day there’s a jailbreak in your ant farm.

-You could actually be able to read cats’ minds.  *shudder*

-Every toilet could Rick-roll you when you flush it.

-Your house could be infested with honking  chartreuse armadillos.

-You could discover that your personal theme music is actually a drunk Mariachi band.

-You could poof clouds of pink glitter when you pass gas.  SBDs will never be IBDs.

-Dogs could yodel instead of bark.

-Gravity could be suspended without warning for 15 minutes every day, but not the same 15 minutes.

-Squirrels could be the size of rhinos.  You know that spaz thing they do in the middle of the road?  Yeah…



3 Comments leave one →
  1. Joann permalink
    October 8, 2013 7:23 am

    What a wonder way to start my morning!

  2. Sharon permalink
    October 8, 2013 8:58 am

    Except that I don’t know what a Rick-roll is, I would take any one of the above over what life has thrown my family lately! I actually think that the spilled honey would be a blessing with the ants…would definitely help round them up and make them stay put quickly :). But I get your drift…thanks for sharing. Trusting in the sufficiency of His grace!

  3. Deb Esling permalink
    October 8, 2013 10:54 pm

    You always make me smile!

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