10 Things To Remind You That It Could Always Be Worse:
-Your knees could bend the other way. They don’t make chairs for people like that.
-You could break a jar of honey on your floor the same day there’s a jailbreak in your ant farm.
-You could actually be able to read cats’ minds. *shudder*
-Every toilet could Rick-roll you when you flush it.
-Your house could be infested with honking chartreuse armadillos.
-You could discover that your personal theme music is actually a drunk Mariachi band.
-You could poof clouds of pink glitter when you pass gas. SBDs will never be IBDs.
-Dogs could yodel instead of bark.
-Gravity could be suspended without warning for 15 minutes every day, but not the same 15 minutes.
-Squirrels could be the size of rhinos. You know that spaz thing they do in the middle of the road? Yeah…