Leftovers, barely warmed
This evening’s mostly random thoughts:
-My scientific experiments prove that it is impossible to eat just one cashew.
-Some folks simply refuse to be happy. Turn ’em loose in a cake factory and they’ll rant that they only like pie.
-There’s more joy in wondering how God is going to do an “impossible” thing than in considering the consequences of its impossibility.
-Every cat we’ve ever owned has been the weirdest cat we’ve ever owned.
-It’s kind of like Christmas when you’re digging through a can of cashew halves and pieces and you find an intact whole one.
-Teeny tiny frogs can make incredibly loud noises.
-Tiredness is an enemy of creativity.
-Humidity is the enemy of flat-ironed hair.
-Only a true friend would share her discovery of an ad for “Classic Culottes for $7.” 100% no-iron, people. Seven colors. You know you want some to go with your velcro sneakers.
-I am out of cashews.