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Leftovers, barely warmed

June 24, 2014

This evening’s mostly random thoughts:

-My scientific experiments prove that it is impossible to eat just one cashew.

-Some folks simply refuse to be happy. Turn ’em loose in a cake factory and they’ll rant that they only like pie.

-There’s more joy in wondering how God is going to do an “impossible” thing than in considering the consequences of its impossibility.

-Every cat we’ve ever owned has been the weirdest cat we’ve ever owned.

-It’s kind of like Christmas when you’re digging through a can of cashew halves and pieces and you find an intact whole one.

-Teeny tiny frogs can make incredibly loud noises.

-Tiredness is an enemy of creativity.

-Humidity is the enemy of flat-ironed hair.

-Only a true friend would share her discovery of an ad for “Classic Culottes for $7.”  100% no-iron, people.  Seven colors.  You know you want some to go with your velcro sneakers.

-I am out of cashews.

 

 

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. June 24, 2014 3:26 am

    It is impossible for me to eat just one cashew!

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