Brain blackmail
I know there are supposed to be 24 hours in a day, but I think I’m getting shorted.
I keep getting to the end of the day and finding sometime after midnight that I’ve still not blogged.
My brain says “Oh, it’s past midnight…I can’t possibly do anything now.”
I say “Oh, yes you can.”
Brain says “No, I can’t, and if you try to make me I will play Somebody That I Used To Know over and over on a continuous loop. Like, for days on end.”
I say “You wouldn’t.”
Brain says “Would you prefer the theme song from Big Bang Theory? Remember…you don’t know all the words to that one, so there will be a lot of watermeloning. Verse after verse of watermeloning. Sound like fun?”
I say “Ok, FINE.”
And then I go to bed, bummed that I lost another night of blogging.
So if you’ve been wondering where I am and why I’ve seemed so sporadic and scarce the past few weeks, there ya have it.
