If you’re happy and you know it…
Things to be happy about:
-birthday balloons that are still going strong three weeks later
-new garage doors
-red pajamas with white polka dots
-that trees pollinate
-that I have antihistamines and essential oils for when trees pollinate
-customers who are so grateful they hug me
-that I am not part of some tribe that goes naked. It’s kinda cold out there, y’all.
-this seven second video:
-the cheese goddess down at Wine World. She hands out samples.
-pretty fiery roses from Mr. Sparky
-that Jake the Jerk-Faced Dog is farting somewhere upstairs instead of at my feet
-that my little town is currently sleestak-free
-that I’m a grown-up and I don’t have to eat lima beans ifn’ I don’t wanna
And I don’t wanna.