Just some things I’ve noticed:
-oranges tastes like sunshine and happiness.
-squirrels have a death wish but it’s unclear if it’s towards themselves or us.
-sometimes children are ill-behaved because their adults need a nap.
-no dog actually smells GOOD without human intervention.
-“new and improved” often just means “smaller package with fancier lettering.”
-wasps are evil.
-few things are sadder than an empty mailbox.
-every spring I think this is the year I’m going to manage to get a tomato plant to flourish long enough to actually harvest ripe, healthy tomatoes.
-every autumn I say I’m never going to mess with tomato plants again.