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Observations

March 21, 2015

Just some things I’ve noticed:

-oranges tastes like sunshine and happiness.

-squirrels have a death wish but it’s unclear if it’s towards themselves or us.

-sometimes children are ill-behaved because their adults need a nap.

-no dog actually smells GOOD without human intervention.

-vacuuming sucks.

-“new and improved” often just means “smaller package with fancier lettering.”

-wasps are evil.

-few things are sadder than an empty mailbox.

-every spring I think this is the year I’m going to manage to get a tomato plant to flourish long enough to actually harvest ripe, healthy tomatoes.

-every autumn I say I’m never going to mess with tomato plants again.

 

 

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  1. March 21, 2015 9:00 am

    I loved this. It is so true — except for wasps. My wasps aren’t evil. I had birdhouses all around my yard (in my trees) and the wasps made nests which took me 2 years to figure that out. I got rid of the birdhouses but I have not been able to get rid of the wasps. We cohabitate in the same proximity. They leave me alone, I leave them alone. I guess they are kind of evil.

    • March 21, 2015 11:44 am

      They are terrible about building nests around my house—on my porch, under my eaves, in my garage—you just never know when you’re going to get dive-bombed! I did a tour with the spray can yesterday but I know from experience that it only slows them briefly. Nasty critters.

      • March 21, 2015 11:49 am

        I undersand. Once they establish it is practically impossible to get rid of them!

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